Our entire team - from our receptionist to our name partners - is focused on conniving, bullying, and violating people's rights.

People's rights are their most vulnerable asset. In order to violate them, we encompass our knowledge, art, science, and reputation of our business.

Our violation of people's rights isn't limited to our and/or our client's trademark or copyrights. It's the total experience that we cause with our service. "People's rights of freedom of expression are very easy to violate, we know how to do it and every customer of ours can let us do it for them."* It's the very message you receive about our company.

We've worked for companies like yours for decades. We know the best practices and legal strategies for violating peoples rights and silencing critics. In fact, we invented many of them.

Our promise to offend people's rights of freedom of expression.

Patteshall shall:

• Harass cyber critics
• Unlawfully claim trademark infringement
• Unlawfully claim copyright infringement 
• Claim piracy
• Defame the character of the critic
• Resort to libelous statements
• Claim e-commerce where there is none
• Initiate groundless UDRP administrative proceedings
• Make groundless threats of infringement proceedings
• And anything else unlawful that we can get away with

Patteshall's team of experts will help you unlawfully overprotect and grow your brand around the world.

We over protect the most valuable brands in the world, but we can't over protect our own.

We will obviously charge you for our "service", but if the person who's rights you want us to offend knows how to defend their rights, and you then lose and become party to a civil action for defamation, libel, groundless threats of infringement etc, well hey, we still get paid, in fact in that instance, we get to charge you even more to defend you in the court case that we caused in the first place.  Give us a call.